So nice of you to drop in. You’re here, so maybe you’ve heard that I spend copious amounts of time writing stories and that I use words like copious when excessive might have worked just fine—or dizzying—that’s even better. You should also know that being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the Internet. Which means I need to get back to work and stop reading what Meghan and Harry ate for dinner last night.